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took me a sec

took me a sec The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!3 mns agoI hate this because it's not about ME 6 mns agoGet someone that can do both 12 mns agoMFW I start my job at the Library 19 mns agoWhen the Teacher says find a partner 24 mns agowhy are all the raisins moving like that?

friendzoned so f'ing hard

friendzoned so f'ing hard Dent know what I did to deserve such anamazing girl, but I took her en a helicopterride todayPHANIL: Fallow nperp?harUPDATE: W y' all, turns out she was justanother female that ' t get over her exand tried to tie and hide things from meaxing girl but I tryoutBeen in egg X

/pol/ Resents a Possible Future

/pol/ Resents a Possible Future how long until this becomes real lifewe meawake upmet told by the girl i slept with that i raped her, she took back consent after we woke upsshe wont do anything isayseat breakfastawalk to classmass cis gender male and call him a cuck as the 34th amendment sayswee a toastdragon walking a cisgender male on a leashmet to classwee my teacher raise her hands up and show how she is fighting the Patriarchy by dyeing her armpit hair greeneberyone applaudsmmy classmates talk about how cis people are Ming the country and oppressing themsour president is a gender fluid femalellook the in the eye and tell her shes crazy and is oppressing metthe teacher calls security because i mentally raped herwet taken to jailprejudge and look down while i get a sentenceamendment says all cis males get an automatic 40 years for "eye rape".also not allowed to have a lawyerraise get an extra IO years for be racists and not looking at prejudgeoi sleep in a cage outside with a sleeping bag on concrete and a bucket for the bathroomMater that week i get charged with rape when my girlfriend tells the cops i raped her after she withdrew consentwe back to courtHell the judge a niggerian and gamerkill hertthe cops are to scared to stop me from identifying as a niggeressentually a cop tells me to put my hands uptthe cop is arrestedwe claims hes cookin and is just identifyingwho tries to stop the cookin is also arrested and charged with hate crimeswmm the second cop is cookin