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Anon tells a story

Anon tells a story i Anonymous 02/ 21/ 17( Tue) 13: 14: 21 No.723181321Story time /b/a student worker inschoolrework in office where you rentout school' s equipmentis used forprojects by students who don' t have their ownshitssee MiguelAIN/ Miguel rents equipment like everyone elseAIN/ Miguel always wipes SD card returning.

No one has diabetes like Gaston

No one has diabetes like Gaston What' s wrong?In Beauty and the Beast, Gaston tells us that eversince he was a boy he ate 4 dozen eggs every day.

Ahmed tells a story

Ahmed tells a story Be Ahmedabe immigrant inWork very hardenaugh money buy carto drive itam Allah it' s harder than riding a camelBy Allah its going fastLose centrel of that Shaken creationto slow down by scratching the wheels against wallsStupid french infidels go in my waystudents are he good when it comes to slowing a car downStart praying loudlySallah Akbar I Allah Akbar IFinally manage to step the carDecide be a good citizen and infirm the government about dangerous Shaitan deviceRacist policeman tries to stop mecalmly argue with my knife like we do in my reentryThings go out of contolshotup in paradiseEveryone think I did my JihadAllah gives me " virginsaway are Britishfmfiw they have bad teethI wish I had my goat

/x/ tells creepy stories

/x/ tells creepy stories 5 Anonymous 03/ (/ I 7( Fri) 1 3: 23: 1 2 No.18812921sso I was working outworkout at home in rall/ garageait gets pretty hot since I live inTexas so I leave the garagedoors open14 KB we : tend to workout at night for noreason at allthere I ann just doing rrly sets until the lightsstart to flickerput dayvan the weights take out 1" rll/ head phonesand head to the light switchbbut for reason I looked out of the garagedoor and saw a cat sitting therennothing unusual so I looked m/ val/ and as soonas I did it barked at rnelooked back and it was goneknot really creepy or anything just odd

Anon goes to dinner

emu mmy tells me she' s gluing to take me to seeFarce Awakens a while backtells me to get into the car and warm it upas she puts her makeup anMoo big farms sci I waddle is the car andget in the middle back seat so I dent put hasmuch weight can one sidehall at a sudden a guy runs up our driveway andta lies mom we carMag dist re cted he malice me sitting in thebackseatwas he hag an to flee, I stun shed in my seatdeeper than ever beforehatter 5 minutes, just enough time far him tafeel safe, I spoke up in the ref a personwho didn' t understand the gravity of the sum alienfl an In the backseat.AMA''bite was shocked and terrified by my newnoncholo nee.

Japan tells a joke

Japan tells a joke Anon pretends to be a girl in an MMO 21 hrs agoRobot feels parental pride at last.20 hrs ago/v/ explains how to properly enjoy things 23 hrs agoWorld's First Monster Truck Front Flip 22 hrs agoMonday's Cute Things - 27/3/2017 13 hrs agomaybe current Bioware should click on that ad 20 hrs agoMake it Look like a Accident.