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Ahmed tells a story

Ahmed tells a story Be Ahmedabe immigrant inWork very hardenaugh money buy carto drive itam Allah it' s harder than riding a camelBy Allah its going fastLose centrel of that Shaken creationto slow down by scratching the wheels against wallsStupid french infidels go in my waystudents are he good when it comes to slowing a car downStart praying loudlySallah Akbar I Allah Akbar IFinally manage to step the carDecide be a good citizen and infirm the government about dangerous Shaitan deviceRacist policeman tries to stop mecalmly argue with my knife like we do in my reentryThings go out of contolshotup in paradiseEveryone think I did my JihadAllah gives me " virginsaway are Britishfmfiw they have bad teethI wish I had my goat

/x/ tells creepy stories

/x/ tells creepy stories 5 Anonymous 03/ (/ I 7( Fri) 1 3: 23: 1 2 No.18812921sso I was working outworkout at home in rall/ garageait gets pretty hot since I live inTexas so I leave the garagedoors open14 KB we : tend to workout at night for noreason at allthere I ann just doing rrly sets until the lightsstart to flickerput dayvan the weights take out 1" rll/ head phonesand head to the light switchbbut for reason I looked out of the garagedoor and saw a cat sitting therennothing unusual so I looked m/ val/ and as soonas I did it barked at rnelooked back and it was goneknot really creepy or anything just odd

Anon goes to dinner

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Japan tells a joke

Japan tells a joke Anon pretends to be a girl in an MMO 21 hrs agoRobot feels parental pride at last.20 hrs ago/v/ explains how to properly enjoy things 23 hrs agoWorld's First Monster Truck Front Flip 22 hrs agoMonday's Cute Things - 27/3/2017 13 hrs agomaybe current Bioware should click on that ad 20 hrs agoMake it Look like a Accident.

beta as fuck /b/tard tells a tragic tale for the ages

beta as fuck /b/tard tells a tragic tale for the ages File: IMG.29 No.

Anon tells how Ellon Musk screwed up

Anon tells how Ellon Musk screwed up Finally some sanity in my feed 21 hrs agopeople dying justice edition 23 hrs agoIncoming trash!TAKE COVER!

Don't date a blind girl

Don't date a blind girl The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!19 hrs agoSo everyone would think we were chillin' 20 hrs agoI hate this because it's not about ME 19 hrs agoGet someone that can do both 19 hrs agoLiterally proves that women want what other women have 22 hrs agoShooting yourself in the foot 13 hrs agoHere's what's happening in Horizon: Zero Dawn on camera move 17 hrs agoIt's sad because it's true now 23 hrs agoEveryone here is preparing for Refugees 18 hrs ago

Kazakhstan tells a joke

Kazakhstan tells a joke The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!23 hrs agoI hate this because it's not about ME 23 hrs agoGet someone that can do both 23 hrs agoShooting yourself in the foot 17 hrs agoIs there another way to play the game though?

/fit/izen tells a real story

/fit/izen tells a real story Fitness41202266BOARDS /Flt/ [Anonymous I 41202266.terns.

Car salesman on /b/ tells a story

Car salesman on /b/ tells a story Let me tell you a story of one of my first ever customerswe brand new to car businessawake!looking guy walks up to the door and comes inwwtfask him if he needs help with anythingwe wants to lease a cheap lithe new carhi can smell the wendys in his breathriskay sure lets see what we gotbasking for some info, name, number, shit like thatwe has no tradewe walks a a mile to work every dayshe works 20 hours a week at fucking wendys lolhi had no idea he only worked 20 hours at wendys so i took himon a test drive in a cheapo carddoes not listen to my instructions on test drive routeawash dude i love the turbos in this car"what fucking turbos?

/gay/ in a nutshell

/gay/ in a nutshell MI File: ', jpg (9 KB, 225x225)sbe mesin collegescamfag joins coursetells me he is ) f, gayfagstell eberyone abcat gayfags presencelet gayfag get awayfer at monthswet deckede Seduce gayfagsget him into my mm and mew multiple bouts of bareback fucking with gayfagsublease aide's cc classsafing when everyone finally knows that he' s a faggot

/mu/ tells the story of Scatman

/mu/ tells the story of Scatman Anonymous C'?iia ( Thu) 00: 31: 07II" --dream of being a professional musician, but have a terriblestuttering problemmutter constant embarrassment and shame due to stuttering onstagealcoholic to cope with failureIrene day realize stuttering goes away when scat singingThe Scatmanisight record deal, sell millions of records, and achieveinternational fame at age 55i:: get cancer and die