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First encounter of the Ronnie kind

First encounter of the Ronnie kind ::::::::::::Upon initiation, new employees are educated on the Ronnie phenomenon.If you don't know what he looks like, a mere glance in his direction will produce an almost sub-sonic rumbling.

Medical Bill $24,601

Medical Bill $24,601 ::::::::::::::::::Subscribe to Jokes Sang Opera-Style In Doctor's Offices to receive your first volume for half price!The collection includes such hits as "My Arm Hurts When I Move It This Way," "I'd Like A Second Opinion," and the smash hit that dominated the novelty song album charts for two straight weeks, "It Hurts Wherever You Touch Because Your Finger Is Broken.

How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?!

How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?! :::::::::::::::::To create the ultra magnum grande pizza, it required specially bred tomatoes with reduced acid content, lest the sheer amount of sauce consume a hole directly to the Earth's core.A space-age gluten had to be developed to hold the dough together as the yeast tended towards a chain reaction of exponential expansion.

when in doubt look to a higher power for guidance

when in doubt look to a higher power for guidance That's when I knew Greg was good people.My message of the day:::::::::::::::I got to hand it to ronnie.

Don't let them see your tears

Don't let them see your tears :::::::::::::::You say to youself, "I can handle watching a grown man cry.I've let out a tear or two in my life during a Disney movie.

the calming showers are the most insidious

the calming showers are the most insidious ::::::::::::::::::::Why do birds tweet in the rain, anyway?Shouldn't they also be afraid of the big loud electricity from the sky that punches the life out of things?