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Anon sacrifices for his country

Anon sacrifices for his country Cl Anonymous (Witsel T( Sun).bbe me 25 nerdpplay didya in my parents basement all the timedmeet grill online playing wowrafter a few months we exchange picscatfish her cause ugly as a mutt bred with a donkeyto fly out to her placewon' t know what‘ ll happen, butt fuck itin TSA line cause I' m not comfortable around peoplesstupid scanner beeps when I go throughITSA lady tells me to step over to the side to be scannedsshe starts patting me downsshe comes up behind me and whispers some shit I don' t remember in my earsshe starts fingering my butthole with one hand while she pats me downcomes over and sees my obvious discomfortHells TSA lady I look "suspect" and to do a full searchITSA lady takes me to side room and locks the doorAnon we need to do a randomly selected search for the safety of the American people"ait' s my civic duty to complysshe Hayes the roomHm such a patriotic citizensshe comes back three minutes later with lube, a strap on, and duct tapeHell her about how my father served in the Navy and how I' m honored to be able to serve my country like thissshe thoroughly searches my cavities to make sure I wasn' t hiding anythingcould have been a tenon's after allkirill I met online was just my chad cousin trolling meHow have you served your country?

Me Against the World

Me Against the World But they'll never throw it back to you 22 hrs agoSOMEBODY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP HIM!23 hrs agoAnd after all You're my wonderwall 21 hrs agohere are blinding There are many things 23 hrs agoI'm a spider, so what?

This non-contact baby monitor gives new parents some peace of mind

This non-contact baby monitor gives new parents some peace of mind Luckily, there’s a new baby monitor on the market that wants to help you keep in touch with your newborn without actually touching him or her.Meet the Raybaby, branded as the world’s only non-contact health and sleep monitor.

Mandy Moore's parents offer unsolicited advice to her 'This Is Us' character

Mandy Moore's parents offer unsolicited advice to her 'This Is Us' character Your parents are never going to turn down an opportunity to tell you what you did wrong, even if you're just following a script.Mandy Moore's mom and dad are also very emotionally invested in the Pearson family's ups and downs on This Is Us, but unlike you, they have her phone number.

George and Amal Clooney are expecting twins so that's something nice

George and Amal Clooney are expecting twins so that's something nice George and Amal Clooney are reportedly expecting twins and we are now expecting all of our favorite celebrities to provide a distraction from our misery in the form of two children they can dress up as the bunny ears emoji.Julie Chen confirmed the happy news on The Talk, adding that the little Clooneys will arrive in June.

What Will You Do When They're Gone?

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