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Anon loves him some pickles

Anon loves him some pickles I Anonymous 12/ 23/ ( Mon) No 522930202Tell me about it.wwent to the store on Thursdayabought a half gallon jar of picklesMove me some picklesmat one as soon as I get homebatwe good I decide I' ll have a few moreawalk back to my computer and start to work but the urge is not satedknot by a long shotmeme backto pickle jar several more timemat several pickles each timeafter an hour the far is emptyf, of my daily sodium never tasted so goodminutes later I hear a churning in my stomachknot a light rumbling, sounds like the noise an old tub makes when you suddenly pull the drainsprint to bathroom modemerely get my ass on the toilet as a fucking waterfall emerges from my assholeknever in my life have relief and horror been such close bedfellowsrafter aboutthe seconds fit: it subsides to afreckle and stopsitoilet water is green and smells like vinegarybody didn' t even try to digest that shitmclean up and go back to computerthiinking "thank god that' s over"Even.