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5 relationships I have ruined because they didn't have A/C

5 relationships I have ruined because they didn't have A/C Personally, removing these people from my life were some of the hardest things I've ever done.A few weeks ago, Nicholas invited me over to his new apartment to watch the NBA draft.

9 Donald Trump nicknames that did nothing to slow his authoritarianism

9 Donald Trump nicknames that did nothing to slow his authoritarianism Since Donald Trump's election, it has felt hopeless staring down the barrel of the rise of fascism, feeling as if nothing we do or say is being heard by our government.I referred to Donald Trump as this in an elevator with coworkers and everyone loved it.

How to compliment a woman without being a total constant daily embarrassment to everyone around you

How to compliment a woman without being a total constant daily embarrassment to everyone around you The president has nonetheless struggled to compliment his fellow female leaders without sounding like he's flirting with the Friday night hostess at Cheesecake Factory.That's why we've come up with a list of tips that will hopefully aid President Trump and men like him to talk to women like they're real humans with operational brains and feelings.

Shiny objects foreign leaders are using to distract Trump so he doesn't destroy their world

Shiny objects foreign leaders are using to distract Trump so he doesn't destroy their world Is there any greater feeling than when America gets to say goodbye to baby Trump for the weekend and put him in the hands of trusted foreign babysitters?But our fellow soon-to-be-former allies are doing a remarkable job entertaining our president until his parents (Congress) come home, which looks increasingly like.

I’m George R.R. Martin’s copy editor for 'Winds of Winter' and I'm just super swamped with other stuff right now

I’m George R.R. Martin’s copy editor for 'Winds of Winter' and I'm just super swamped with other stuff right now Martin's copy editor for Winds of Winter, and let me tell you, I am just so busy with other stuff right now, I can't possibly edit this thing right now.But the thing is, it’s gotta go through me first and I just don’t have the time to edit it right now.

I'm Ed Sheeran and you can all go to hell

I'm Ed Sheeran and you can all go to hell I'm a goddamned treasure.Also, you think I didn't tell the director I wanted a wig?

Sorry, casual fans, but Captain Spip of the 'Biowhale Deep Space' series is NOT a woman

Sorry, casual fans, but Captain Spip of the 'Biowhale Deep Space' series is NOT a woman I feel like everywhere I turn I'm hearing the question we've all heard since the early 2000s: "Should the new Captain Spip be a woman?That's what you sound like though, asking if Spip should be played by a woman!

Point Counterpoint: Is Ed Sheeran incredible, or is he the best musician to have ever lived?

Point Counterpoint: Is Ed Sheeran incredible, or is he the best musician to have ever lived? What follows is their unedited conversation: TYLER SCHMALL: I personally think Ed Sheeran is the best musician of all time.I believe this to be a side effect of having heard the actual voice of God through His prophet, Ed Sheeran.

Wow, Sean Spicer's breakup playlist sure tells us a lot

Wow, Sean Spicer's breakup playlist sure tells us a lot Ending a relationship hurts — even if you're the one who initiated the breakup.That's why former White House press secretary Sean Spicer is making the most of this 100% real breakup playlist, and with good reason — it's perfect for the brokenhearted lover who defended months of unconscionable bullshit before finally resigning over a new hire he did not like.

11 career moves for Sean Spicer now that all else has failed

11 career moves for Sean Spicer now that all else has failed Contrary to conventional guidance counselor wisdom, the man appears to have left his job without acquiring a new one.So angered was he by the administration's constant lies and deception — sorry, the appointment of Anthony Scaramucci — that he resigned, effective immediately.

An exit interview with Sean Spicer

An exit interview with Sean Spicer Sean Spicer resigned as the White House's Communications Director on July 21, proving many analysts' predictions correct.When I was hired, President Trump called me and asked if I would "do communications for [him].

You're not gonna believe this, but we somehow got Sean Spicer’s resignation letter

You're not gonna believe this, but we somehow got Sean Spicer’s resignation letter Everybody's favorite press secretary Sean Spicer resigned today after a six-month stint riddled with blunders and controversy.But why did he suddenly decide to leave?

A complete thesaurus of tough guy words Republicans use to criticize Trump instead of taking action

A complete thesaurus of tough guy words Republicans use to criticize Trump instead of taking action Over the past few months, Republicans in Congress have bravely taken on President Trump by using some of the toughest adjectives they remember from their SAT workbook.Sure, they could theoretically take "real" action by demanding his tax returns, challenging him on his non-divestment from his businesses, or not voting for his dangerously under-qualified appointees.

Here's what healthcare would look like if we took President Trump literally

Here's what healthcare would look like if we took President Trump literally President Trump has an incredible plan for resolving America's healthcare crisis, and while it's short on details, it's absolutely bursting with happy adjectives.Trump successfully pulled together multiple strings of words for a free association interview with  The New York Times this week.

Thank you internet gods for this gloriously weird photo of Nic Cage in Kazakhstan

Thank you internet gods for this gloriously weird photo of Nic Cage in Kazakhstan When the internet gods bestow upon us a truly eccentric photo of Nicolas Cage, you can count on the internet to go to town on it.Say hello to your new favourite Nic Cage meme: "Nicolas Cage in Kazakhstan".

8 new Boy Scout Jamboree activities added after Trump's historic speech last night

8 new Boy Scout Jamboree activities added after Trump's historic speech last night As only an outsider like Trump understands, President Obama somehow magically weakened the Scouts — and it's time they learned how to be real men like our heel spurred President.Below is a list of recreational activities President Trump has recommended the Scouts take up if they have any interest in becoming real men/not turning into Nancy Pelosi.

Ted you fucking moron

Ted you fucking moron Looks like Lisa is Enjoying Herself 5 mns agoDo Not Fist Android Girls 6 mns agoUS president bans Transgender from joining the military 8 mns agoWe’re a long way from Texas … 13 mns agoDoseittuc Nopluni Cietachu 14 mns agoFallout: New Vegas- True Ending 33 mns agothings got a little weird last night 43 mns ago