Posted on 02/07 00:35 in Hardware
stff arrive at bar with friendsstff order politely, say thank you etc.stff female bartenders and waitresses lookat you with disgusts like I' m infringing on their right to notserve any betasr: -a group of loud obnoxious Chads walk inFemale staff almost soils themselves allsmiles and flirtyz: -Ty yo give me a pint of beer"Wright away :)))anyone know this feel?
Posted on 02/14 03:26 in Hardware
Despite the burning, I've actually found it quite nice how often I've been freed from your pants prison.Incidentally, did you know that your small intestines are 20 feet long, allowing for this exquisitely long message?
Posted on 02/23 01:15 in Hardware
I haven't had a good night's sleep in days (feels like weeks)Now that I'm back home why not end my/the day by posting some good old Whomp?Their rebuttal is obviously that the crops will be destroyed, but I posit that the strong plants will survive, creating new plants that will better survive napalm.
Posted on 02/24 22:44 in Hardware
Oh that Ronnie and his hijinks what else will he do?(Besides devouring the world some day.
Posted on 02/28 04:20 in Hardware
The title is just a stand in until I can think of a better one.Unless you guys would prefer to keep it that is, that's fine too.
Posted on 03/03 03:25 in Hardware
Hello and we actually made it to the next comp without any delay.Many of which you likely haven't seen here before.
Posted on 03/04 16:10 in Hardware
Well this Whomp is certainly late sorry about that.I just got on break so I have plenty of time to do this.
Posted on 03/15 21:02 in Hardware
The wolves.They're coming.
Posted on 03/19 21:20 in Hardware
I' m on my way out for health reasons (anybody got a spare kidney?Iwouldn' t particularly care what happens after I' m gone were it not for a fewthings.