Posted on 03/04 12:20 in Hardware
97144 (OP)years old in collegewinstead of going to class id regulatory get drunk/ high and wander arounds get degrees bitchesffucking around drunk and or high, stay in the wooded sections of campus as not to be botheredwander a bit too far to the typical "there are satanists, murders, gay homeless orgies in that part of the woods"wont see anything too suspicious, but hear faint musicit to a clearing, into a damn Fury partyacomplete with a boom box of shitty techno music, drinks, coolers and about a dozen fur suitsdmusic stops, they all turn to stare at meacomplete silence as my giggling stoned ass watches from a bushtthe presumed leader steps forward and points at meYOU.should not be here"Pooint back and say YOU shouldnt be dressed like a fucking gay squirreltthey give chase, I literally run circles around them between the trees and then up a hillanone of them make it because theyre weighed down by their suits and their parents disappointmentonto to my dorm, tell my friends, word gets around and the campus police step up searches in the areaMeyer hear anything else other then some rumors that a fury committee was trying to organize but nobody wanted to come out as a furyftfw out of my four years this is the best college story I have
Posted on 03/15 14:02 in Features
But, just like any other holiday, St.You're probably wearing some ironic t-shirt that says something like "Irish you were beer" or "Just here to get lucky".
Posted on 03/16 02:50 in Hardware
I' m all tor gender equality, transgender and all, but I am drunk and just legitjust saw probably at least 4 dicks in the gender neutral bathroom, and I donot know how I feel about this,Like I Comment " Sharetro)its not a girls bathroom though.Anything goes.
Posted on 03/23 02:00 in Hardware
Pissaro'scuri_ ously:I honestly love drunk girls so much,last night I was at a party and a girlstarted crying because she loved myhairOne time in college, I had a fight with myboyfriend and was sitting outside crying,and a drunk girl came over and gave mea leaf to make me feel better.Source:147.
Posted on 03/26 16:04 in Features
Often drunk people are considered a nuisance to society.For now, we will celebrate our weekend alter-egos.
Posted on 03/26 22:32 in Hardware
l 5 Anonymous 09/ 06/ 16( Tue) 00: 35: 04mthree years agorreally drunkrapost my number on ychanasking someone to call me andtell me a story til i fall asleepsthis bald motherfucker righthere calls mesteals me a story about a bear who switchesplaces with a human for a dayhowmany keks til i fall asleepa weekly ritualsterne goes on and its less stories and moregeneral conversationmthree years later hes getting marriedmasks me to bethe best man in his weddingAly up the mast to stay at his house for theweekendffriends and family all know 1: " me so its kindaweirdabut everyones really fucking chill especially hisfriends234 KB JPGprobably one of the best weekends of my life, allthanks to ID}.and to think i was gonna axe murder him.
Posted on 04/24 17:42 in Features
This video is the absolute, literal definition of "don't try this at home.It's hard to make out exactly what the men in the clip below are saying, but as the clip progresses it becomes clear what the subject of the conversation is: backflips.