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"But How Come His Posts Get Upovoted And Mine Don't!"

"But How Come His Posts Get Upovoted And Mine Don't!" A Quick Guide To Funnyjunk :Things you can be banned for:spamillegal activityporn in the SFW sectionthis one is extremely simple; nonipple, no gentials, no anus I noban.On , you have the right to say whateverthe fuck you want; on the flip side of that, people havethe right to say whatever they want about what you justsaid.

Anon has sophisticated taste in comedy.

Anon has sophisticated taste in comedy. changing out in my dorm freshman yeararetard roommate and his dudebrofriends come in to shoot the shittthey' re high off their asses and want towatch a comedy movieaone of the idiots unironically broughtSupertroopers and some Seth Rogenshit like Pineapple Express on a fuckingbluraymall them dipshits in so many wordstthey cave in like betas and decide tolisten to my comedy pickstthey can' t go more than 5 minutes intoDr.Strangelove or: How I Learned toStop Worrying and Love the Bomb'without checking their phonesof them leave after like 20 minutessince it was past their bedtime or someshitaother dudebro friend makes it like 45minutes, goes "Oh shit it' s Willy Wonkahaha" and leaves 5 minutes afterfast asleep but I wake himup with my crackling laughter everyminutestimme cuck transfers out of the dormnext semester after getting sothoroughly BTFU by me everyday

Tired of being a faggot?

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