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Anon visits the doctor

Anon visits the doctor i Anonymous 04/ 11/ 1 7( Tue) 09: 34: 43puke some bloodwe to hospital in Americawok to see doctorthat' s , then go over there andwait for doctor"13 KB we asit down in officestaff announces some of thereceptionists want to get a check uptthey have a computer decide who has to give up theirdoctors visitcommputer picks youwon' t want to give up the spot you paid forstart beating you uptthey take your spot

Anon has a solution

Anon has a solution File: (382 KB, 600x888)F I Anonymous ( Tue).genetic library of selfrout with XX instead ofkinnect chromosomes into zygoteremote has same as me except femalein test tube until babyapiece baby on doorstep of my parents' housewwith note saying to raise her, but let her know she' s adoptedgo into space and trawl close to speed of lightvwhen I get back she is 13sshe will naturally be excited to meet her adoptive brother wasjust got back from spacesshe has my genetics, so she will be autistic like messhe was raised by the same parents, so she will have a similar personality to messhe 'knows' she' s not really related to me so incest isn' t a problemmus to relativity I' m actually still in my early Ella so not much older than herewe will get along perfectly and she becomes myAnd that' s how to become your own waifu.

/an/on slaughters a duck

/an/on slaughters a duck 5 Anonymous 07/ 18/ 17( Tue) 11: 53: 40 blo/ 2433777sback when beta_ anon was 10shave 1 his friend who is an onlyA child and rich asfffriend lives in 6 bedroomlakefront mansionand swan familiesacuter pegMme and friend go down to lakefront after seeingmama duck and 6 babiesslots of lose rock on ground at lakefrontssome rocks as bigger than golf ballregretrreally trying to impress rich friend - jokingly sayBet I can hit one"epick up rock and throw in generaldirection of duck family (est.away onlake)rock strikes mama duck on neck instantlyshattering multiple vertebraesits head uncontrollably plunges into waterfduck cannot get head above water and violentflapping and muffled squawking ensuewwtf have I doneWe me cannot emotionally handle the burdenof the crime I had just committedfduck since stopped moving and making noisegust of wind blows the corpse away withchicks still followingFriend comforts the by saying that it' s justlooking for eels underwater to protect the chicksrepented that night

/x/ anon is bamboozled

/x/ anon is bamboozled Anonymous Tue (15 Jan 2015 15: 19: 42 hha.15651236 Reportwe ti]Hiding bike with mom and sistrip through the forest to the lakekeep up after them, cause hatemf; glasses are broken, so i ride without themrt see my mom only as red stain (her dress) like in front of me.

Anon is the clear winner

Anon is the clear winner File: fiat.ipg (114 KB, 699x800)Li Anonymous 07/ ( Tue) 18: 50: 01 Fme on my new gaming laptopFfriend calls me onto discordme if We had a hot day of sex (l know where this is going)s Proceeds to tell me that he lost his virginity to said day aboveeBay congratstell him I finished dark souls 3 and its dim (which he is play)quiet for a few secondsthe discordI think we all know who' s the winner hereimage familiar