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Anon's Plan to Get a Girl

Anon's Plan to Get a Girl The girl I' m in love with works ate Jimmy John' s, and ithink I' finally found a plan to make her installed a spy program on the computer at her JimmyJohnsbl now have all of the schedules of each employee, andaccess to the info about each delivery orderkind of sandwich, where it' s going, who' s delivering it, etchave a reasonable sized vantsl bought a Jimmy John' s uniform, all of the sandwich supplies I need,chips, and packaging for all this shit to make it seem officialI see an order pop up that will be delivered by my girl Imake the sandwich on my own, and rush it to the person who orderedit before the gets thereEevery time my girl delivers a sandwich she' ll be greeted by a happycustomer who already has their foodsshe won' t believe it, it' s impossible for something like this to happenseach successive house already has a sandwich in itsthis will continue for several weeks, each day she grows crazier andcraziermine day she' ll inevitably start crying on the side of the road once shesees yet another already delivered orderwho' s waiting there to console heralts meskive her a shoulder to cry on, say I' ll find what' s at the bottom of thismysteryone mysterious sandwiches will stop, and she' ll fall in love with mewill make sweet sandwich love every nightswe' ll pound like pickleself she says she' s going to leave me, my sandwiches will start comingbackmental health will literally be dependent on being in arelationship with meNathan this plan is literally foolproofStarting my plan tomorrow, wish me luck