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So I can get my- Satisfaction

So I can get my- Satisfaction File: emmanuelle seigneur_ _ (118 KB, 1200x793)eat a birthday partyFriend is reallybig opposite of me and has a shitload Friends in his houseeever 30 peoplewwhy the fuck would we invite ever 30 people to yew house fer a birthday party when yourewell everey years oldaanywaymyself most ofthe time, in ene ofthe resins and start playing vidya en she of his consolesea few people pop in and em ofthe room, just checking whe' s thereEventually seme girl semes to the reem and plops down en the couch newts meHoink nothing of itHaen she starts leaning en meHell harte stop doing thatsshe' s in seem stateastards bitching about somethingmay attention to herblotching intensifieswhe is now yellingmmy eardrums are en the verge of being shatteredmet my hand en top of her mouth and tell her to just get the fuck em ofthe reemEyes wide she nods frantically and gets outmet five minutes in 2 guys cemo in and tell me I shouldnt have done somethingmet up the couchH tower ever both of them by at least fifteen ten incheseerie ofthem gees out fer mere backupEventually people, and my friend whe invited me, shew up and start asking what' s going onHhe girl claims I tried to fuck her but she ran awayHhe 2 guys say they came to confront memmy leeks at thembasks them ifthat' s what really happenedHhe girl is nodding like mad, and I can see a gleam in thefucking retarded brown eye that she' s gleeful about itmmy friend slaps the cuntHells her to get the fuck outHells these 2 guys as wellvwhen they start crying like bitches I back up my friend with several other peopleHhe girl says she' s gonna call the cepsruiend finally says "go en.tell them hew you were almost fucked by a gay dude, let' s see hew well that goes"Heem gees silentHunts leave the partyappend the rest ofthe night with my friend having me

Anon gets fucked up

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24 pictures that'll make you saw "Get Fucked"

24 pictures that'll make you saw "Get Fucked" Mace Windu VS.Palpatine But It's To Speech 8 mns agoVevnashofr Satlo Muatlacra 29 mns agoI think I'm just gonna keep posting these.

She wants the Guac. She's down to Guac. She needs the Guac.

Anonymous 03/ 14/ 17( Tue)74 KB JPGI fucked up /cld,tor whatever reason I told a girl at the bar last night thati' m actually a guacamole god among mere mortals andis have her taste the best cuas known to man if shecame over later this evening.Requesting your best guacamole recipes, or theoreticalrecipes, or literally anything, E have never made thisin my life.

And They All Laughed

And They All Laughed by pulling a prank on my familyMy mom got me some chocolate covered pretzel bits for Christmas andthey literally looked like shit.It' s not a chocolate pretzel.

This is some fucked up shit.

This is some fucked up shit. with—When your mom kicks you out of the house,thanks a lot ll ‘family my ass!Kym need a placebo crash ucan any hereLike Reply its hrsmessage you later bro, and thanks shaving my back!

Anon fucked your bitch

Anon fucked your bitch I Anonymous ' ( Surt) : 29 ' 1073897 -File: download_ ipg (13 KB, 293x172)am meac allegechanging out with friendsrand friends of friendsstalking to this little qt 3.14yher boyfriend comes overaoh she' s takenHuck it Fm over itsboyfriend says "dude what the fuck?