Posted on 02/03 11:23 in Hardware
C) Anonymous 02/ (aget lung infectionadeg gives me antibiotics for itssays they may cause diarrheassays to take them with feedahkayastard taking pillsmthree days inahoyed' t shit since I started taking themawenser if the pills are actually making me constipatedaday fouramage breakfastcouple breakfast sandwiches and a coffeeaeot and take my antibioticalt} minutes passesssomething doesny feel rightsuddenlyamy sphincter is now Vietnam, 1972arun to the shitter faster than Usain Boltmeasily think I meld have wen a gold medal in the Olympicsathe moment I sit my ass down the floodgates openwe become a human pressure washerconstant stream of liquid shit launches from my asshole at mach speedathe plumbing is probably totally tree of clogs nowathe splashes mats my ass in shit waterathe pressure is so great that it splashes outside of the bowl as wellamy legs are covered in brown mist as a resultalas are shaking uncontrolablybaisically consulting at this pointarkells like the bathromm is a month old mass graveais enough induce gag reflexbut miss the terleton the floorifeel like a Veitnam war metered tortured by his flashbackstwasn' t even in 'namasleep the rest cf the day oftmeat dayage to doctor to see about switching medswet examined againnever eyed had a lung infection
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