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/B/tard goes to America

/B/tard goes to America ego to Americasaget invited for dinner by some dudefor some reasonyhis family seems nice enoughsthe food is so sweet I almost throwspuddenly the daughter of the familyfarts really loudlytheing raised well I pretend that Ididn' t notice anythingabut the father stands up and walksover to his daughterEmilee and suddenly yells FARTPERCY and squeezes out the mostvile mixture of noise and smell Weeverseensothe entire family starts farting andlaughing in the middle of dinnerthank them for the dinner andliterally bolt out the doorto hail a calysaget shot

Canada is a cuck

Canada is a cuck your wife makes dinner.you bothunderstand that he is going to be servicing your wifewhile you watch- it' s fine.

GC: Comp of dankness 6

GC: Comp of dankness 6 Unexpected trash from the bushes 21 hrs agoAll these people know is hatred and contempt 22 hrs ago/pol/ack on race as a social construct 19 hrs agoa female human.humanetress 19 hrs agoFirefighter fights his ally to save pupper 22 hrs ago"Who Is The Spiciest Memelord" 23 hrs agoThat’s kind of an insensitive question 20 hrs agoWhen you have amazing situational awareness.

Anon getting it on

Anon getting it on l, Anonymous (I D: ) TEEJEWstarted sexual advances towardsher.I' m taking her to dinner tonightand then she said she wants tosee my place, so obviously she wants to get intobed with me.

Anon tries to eat healthy

Anon tries to eat healthy i Anonymous 03/ 23/ 1 7( Thu) 08: 58: 09Fat generalaask for a healthy dinnermmy enabler brings homehamburgers because "they hassalad in them"the stupid bitch is killing75 KB JPGi Anonymous 03/ 23/ 17( Thu) 1 1: 50: 39You can strengthen your willreminder that there are peopleout there who were able torecover from a heroin addictionwhile you cant handle not stuffing your face allthe time56 KB JPG

Anon goes to dinner

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David Beckham's birthday dinner is a weird combo only his kids could come up with

David Beckham's birthday dinner is a weird combo only his kids could come up with One of the perks of having a birthday is getting to have whatever you want for dinner.Although the foods might be some of his favorites, we're having trouble determining what's what.