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/an/on slaughters a duck

/an/on slaughters a duck 5 Anonymous 07/ 18/ 17( Tue) 11: 53: 40 blo/ 2433777sback when beta_ anon was 10shave 1 his friend who is an onlyA child and rich asfffriend lives in 6 bedroomlakefront mansionand swan familiesacuter pegMme and friend go down to lakefront after seeingmama duck and 6 babiesslots of lose rock on ground at lakefrontssome rocks as bigger than golf ballregretrreally trying to impress rich friend - jokingly sayBet I can hit one"epick up rock and throw in generaldirection of duck family (est.away onlake)rock strikes mama duck on neck instantlyshattering multiple vertebraesits head uncontrollably plunges into waterfduck cannot get head above water and violentflapping and muffled squawking ensuewwtf have I doneWe me cannot emotionally handle the burdenof the crime I had just committedfduck since stopped moving and making noisegust of wind blows the corpse away withchicks still followingFriend comforts the by saying that it' s justlooking for eels underwater to protect the chicksrepented that night

Cringe Comp Pt. 5

Cringe Comp Pt. 5 Dems aren't ready for the '18 Midterms 12 mns agoIm sure someone will get some use out of this.14 mns agoI'm not very good with titles 21 mns agoFattie gets denied by own brother 58 mns agoWho wouldn't do the exact same thing?

5 Year old girl fined for lemonade stand

5 Year old girl fined for lemonade stand A five-year-old girl was fined £150 by a council for selling 50p cups of lemonade to festival goers.The girl's father Andre Spicer said his daughter had set up the stall in Mile End, east London, while thousands of music fans were on their way to the Lovebox Festival at the weekend.

Robot discovers the perfect suicide method

Robot discovers the perfect suicide method 5 Anonymous 07/ 22/ 17( Sat) 18: 31: 293854_ 4885#Not him, but came up with this one in tth grademet a shotgunammo off a tall building headfirst with shotgun inmouthbeefore you splat pull the triggerAnd there' s a big fat mess for all the normies towitness and clean up.if it5 Anonymous tla/ 22/ 17( Sat) 18: 33:.

Anon tries to commit suicide with a bow

Anon tries to commit suicide with a bow 5 Anonymous 07/ 23/ 17( Sun) 16: 14: 22 No.38567688MFW I tried to commit suicideonce.

Anon has a Maori squadmate

Anon has a Maori squadmate 5 Anonymous (ID: Q Ebbe us marine infantrysmauriyhes big as fuck, tough as fuck, just really greatdependable guyain afghanistanaother marine unitguy sees other guyfrom traditionally opposing tribestthey do traditional war dance offaactually kinda cool to seehands, laugh, thats the end of itaask him what that was all aboutwell back in the day we' d do that shit, then we' d fight tothe death and the victor would eat the loser"that dance was you two threatening to eateachotheryeah, basically, but were above that nowdays.blow itsjust all in good fun"Guy was the best damned machinegunner I ever saw anddependable as fuck.