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Full Man's Sky

"-CAPTAIN, REPORT TO THE LANDING BAY. YOU WILL BE TRAVELLING TO HARAM-B 7. FIND OUR SHADOW AGENT AND ACQUIRE YOU'RE NEW MISSION AT THE QUADRANT"

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"-CAPTAIN, REPORT TO THE LANDING BAY. YOU WILL BE TRAVELLING TO HARAM-B 7. FIND OUR SHADOW AGENT AND ACQUIRE YOU'RE NEW MISSION AT THE QUADRANT"

"-SWEET"

"STOP ******* AROUND CADET AND GET ON THE SHIP"

"-AAAAAAAND IF YOU LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT, YOU'LL SEE ANOTHER ******* SPACE STATION, WHICH DOES **** ALL FOR NOW"

"-VERY FUNNY, SIR"

"-STFU CADDET"

"NOW ....... WHERE'S THAT ******* PLANET?"

"-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUCK.
I THINK MY BALLS HAVE RETREATED"

"OH LOOK. WHAT COULD IT BE? ANOTHER SPACE STATION"

"OH GOD. I THINK I'M GONNA PASS OUT. I THINK I'M-
passes out"

"-SIR, SIR, WAKE UP, WE'RE ENTERING THE PLANETS ATMOSPHERE."

"-mmmmMMMMM, WHAT, WHAT, ... WHERE IM I?"

"-YOU'RE STILL ON THE SHIP, SIR"

"-OH **** ME"

"-STEADY, STEADY... I WANT TO LIVE YOU CUM STAIN, SO KEEP IT STEADY!"

"-YES, SIR"

"FINALLY, WE'VE MADE IT ON LAND.... AND NOT A JEW IN SIGHT"

"-GOD DAMNIT, I FORGOT TO PUT THE BREAKS ON THIS PIECE OF ****"

"- NO, SIR, I'M JUST FINDING A BETTER LANDING ZONE"

"-MY GOD YOU SUCK"

"OK NOW, EASY, EASY, EASY, EASY, ..... EASY, ......EAAAAAAASY, AND NAILED IT. OK, STAY HERE WHILE I FIND THIS GUY FOR OUR MISSION "

"DO-BI-DOO-BI-DOOOOO. I'M OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZZ, BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAAAAAAAUSE....... SOMETHING, SOMETHING WIZARD OF OZZ, DO-BI-DO-BI-DO-BI-DOOO"

"WHERE IS THIS ******?"

"RIGHT, MAYBE HE'S HERE.
I WONDER IF ITS THAT BALD GUY?
HE'S THE ONLY NPC THAT LOOKS FULLY RENDERED"

"OH GOD I TAKE IT BACK"

"OK, MY MISSION IS.... TO RETRIEVE A BLACK BOX? SRSLY? WELL... AT LEAST I'LL GET PAID"

"-CADET, PREPARE THE SHIP, WE'RE GOING TO THE NEAREST ROCK AROUND ORBIT TO FIND SOME FILES ON A SHIP, OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES"

"-YES, SIR"

"FLYYY ME TOOOO DA MOOOON, LET ME PLAY ALONG THE STAAAARS,
THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT SPRING IS LIIIIIIIIKE ON JUUUUUUUUUPETER AND MAAAAAAARS..."

"MAN, WHAT A MESS, THIS SHIP HAS MORE WHOLES THAN THAT TRÜUVAK I ****** LAST WEEK"

"-OH ALMIGHTY GOD, PROTECT ME IN MY TRAVELS IN THE VAST EMPTINESS OF SPACE AND GUIDE ME ON MY MISSION TO SAFETY"

"-........STFU CADET"

"-MAN, THIS SHIP IS - - - - SIR, WE HAVE HOSTILES ON BOARD"

"-WELL THEN, YOU HAVE A GUN, SHOOT THE *******"

"-OH, RIGHT"

"-*******"

"-I FOUND THE FILES. DOWNLOADIIIIIING .................... NOW!"

"-GOOD WORK, CADET, NOW LETS GET OUT OF HERE ... I NEED A DRINK ... AND MAYBE A SMALL BOY"

"-SIR?"

"-NOTHING O_O"

"-OH, SWEET, I FOUND A SPACE RIDER"

"-JUST GET TO THE ******* SHIP ALREADY!!!!"

"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, IIIIIIII'VE GOOOOOOOOT A FEEEEEEEEEELING
DO-BI-DOOOOOO, I'M HIGH ON BELIEVING"

"-FML"

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